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10 THINGS YOU CAN DO TO WASTE TIME BETWEEN BEING BORN AND DEATH:
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1. Drive FAST! (Any vehicle that you can reach the pedals...under any circumstance, no matter who is around.)
2. Break things. (unless it's your mom's priceless china...but especially if it belongs to your ex that you found out was cheating on you with your brother/sister/friend)
3. Dance (Even if it's in the middle of dinner...by God if you feel the need, dance!)
4. Drugs (Although I do not use them, I highly recommend at least trying them. *wink wink*)
5. Go on a killing spree. (Also not done by myself, but just like dancing...if you feel the need, well...)
6. Be a computer junkie. (no comment)
7. Go to school and get a job. (Now this one is ok if you want to work for thirty years, which at the end of you get a watch or a plaque **oh wow** and then 10 years later end up in some nursing home not being able to make it to the bathroom on time, and being forced to eat through a straw. Now that's what I call crazy!)
8. Get a job, quit a job, get a job, quit a job,... (a.k.a. just making enough money to go to the liqueur store or dealer the get that fix. Or just enough to barely survive let alone pay your bills.)
9. Become a baglady/bum. (yeah right!)
10. Have fun at the expense of others! (this actually is my #1 choice but not recommended for all)
*I HAVE NOT DONE NOR DO I PLAN TO DO EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST. IT'S NOT A SET OF GUIDELINES, JUST SOME SUGGESTIONS.
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